Oh Joy! Oh Rapture! New York may get another Kennedy as a Senator!
Yes, faithful reader, Ms. Caroline Kennedy, former mistress of the pony Macaroni and daughter of President John F. Kennedy, has declared herself entitled to the Senate seat to be vacated by that other long-time New York resident and Senator, Hillary! Rodham Clinton.
This got us to thinking evil thoughts about the Bushes and the Clintons and political succession and the state of the world in New York and Washington. See if the following makes sense to you.
John Kerry may have won the 2004 election, but the vote counting was so confused and messed-up that the Bushes may have been able to pull the same deal in 2004 that John Kennedy pulled in Chicago in 1960 and become president. We’ll never know, because all the records now “sleep with the fishes,” as we say here in New Jersey. No one was sorry to see Kerry lose, except maybe the people of Pittsburgh, and a deal was semi-struck. (A semi-struck deal is one that no one has enunciated but everyone knows is binding.) George W Bush in 2004 and Hillary! in 2008. We believe that the deal was GWB in 2000 and 2004 and Hilary! thereafter, until Jeb Bush was ready in 2016. Chelsea, wait your turn.
Enter Obama. No one told him about the deal. Now Hillary! is out for good, unless Obama doesn’t make it to 2016, and the possibilities are really interesting.
Gov. Patterson on New York has to appoint someone to the Senate seat. Sweet Caroline wants the seat, nay, feels entitled to the seat, and is striving mightily to prove that she knows where Cheektowaga Central School District is and, if you believe it, even cares that there is no half-day Kindergarten offered. That’s a tall order.
But the deal is even more interesting, because Gov. Patterson is himself the beneficiary of a vacant position. In Patterson’s case, he got his when Elliot Spitzer resigned in disgrace. The governor thus has to worry about getting elected in his own right in the upcoming election without ever having headed a ticket.
However, Gov. Patterson is facing a potential opponent in Andrew Cuomo, the Attorney General of the State of New York and the ex head of HUD. His tenure at HUD was average, but Mr. Cuomo has turned out to be a reasonably effective AG. His father, you may remember, was the governor of New York and was reasonably popular; Andrew Cuomo certainly has name recognition all out of proportion to his actual, though real, accomplishments. Hence, Mr. Cuomo could be a tough opponent for Gov. Patterson to deal with. What better way to sidetrack Mr. Cuomo than to kick him upstairs to the Senate, where he would be out of New York until 2012? Who would want to step back from the Senate to the Governorship of New York, anyway? If Mr. Cuomo is as effective in the Senate as he has been as AG, he could be good for New Yorkand the nation.
Enter Mayor Mike, Michael Blomberg. Mr. Blomberg recently ignored the law on term limits and is running for a third term. Everyone seems to believe that Mayor Mike is indispensable, which we’re sure is good for his ego, but bad for the city. We used to think that Mayor Mike was at worst neutral, and probably good, but this term limit thing has turned us off him. It’s clearly just a play to keep his name in lights until 2012, when he can run for President on some ticket.
Maybe, just maybe, someone has whispered in Gov. Patterson’s ear that it would be a neat deal to name Mayor Mike to the Senate. Someone as in Hillary!, looking toward an Obama implosion.
Enter Caroline Kennedy, the Obama of the New York race. Someone forgot to tell her that Gov. Patterson had enough problems to deal with without her butting in. The same people who savaged Sarah Palin for lack of experience are falling all over themselves to laud Sweet Caroline as the best person for the Senate. We say to Caroline, go back and build your bonafides, do some real political base building like Obama did. Work some get out the vote campaigns. Work as your uncle’s aide and learn what does on in the Senate and how politics really works. Run for state legislature; city council; school board; something, anything, just show us a capacity for the nitty-gritty of politics and a desire to do the work.
Here’s our take on the deal. Gov. Patterson figures he has to get rid of a rival, so he puts Mr. Cuomo in the Senate. Ms. Kennedy goes back to her own life, having made a good effort. Her friends will all commiserate with her and tell her that the gov is not a nice man. If she finds she really wants a political life, she should work on it. Mayor Mike will not have to turn his back on the Senate and will be free to stick around as the most visible pol outside Washington until he forms his presidential exploratory committee in 2010. However, Mayor Mike will have to support the Gov for his reelection. How’s that — a payback for NOT naming you to the Senate?
One further thought. Since Hillary! will be the Secretary of State, her official residence will be Washington, DC. What if Obama implodes? Would Hillary! front a ticket with Mayor Mike as her veep choice? With the understanding that she would serve one term and then turn things over to him? She would be 65 in 2012, so she could serve two terms, but maybe to get someone like Mayor Mike to work with her she would need to promise to give it up after one. Interesting, since that gets around the prohibition on having President and Vice President from the same state. Of course, given the Clinton’s history, Mayor Mike would have to have the one-term promise carved in something other than Starbucks Latte foam.
And then there’s the Republican mess.
Ain’t politics grand?